Post by Matt on Jan 18, 2010 12:55:32 GMT
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: If you have two people in a boat slapping at each other with the oars, what is it called?
( Answer ) Rowed Rage
Q: Why do opera singers make good sailors?
(Answer ): Because they can handle high seas. (high C's)
Q: What happens when Red and Blue boats collide?...
( Answer ): They become marooned... !
Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
( Answer ): A Buccaneer!!!
Q: Where do you take a sick boat?
( Answer ): To the dock.
Q: What is a shark's favorite game?
( Answer ): Swallow the leader!
Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
( Answer ): The Captain was always standing on the deck!
Q: How may jerks on a line does it take to catch a fish from a boat?
(Answer): Two... one on each end of the line.
Q: Why does the pirate where a black eye patch?
(Answer): His white formal one is at the cleaners.
Q: Have you heard about the new Hollywood movie about pirates?
(Answer): It’s rated AAARRRRRGGG
Q) What did Captain Hook die of?
(Answer ): Jock itch!
Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
( Answer ): Fsh!
Q) What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
( Answer ): A nervous wreck!
Q) Why are seagulls, called seagulls?
(Answer ): Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
Q) Where do spooks and ghosts like to sail?
( Answer ) Lake Erie!
Q) Who does a ghost report an emergency to?
( Answer ) The Ghost Guard!
Q) Why do skeletons sail alone?
( Answer ) They have no-body to sail with!
Hope you enjoyed those.
Matt x
Q: If you have two people in a boat slapping at each other with the oars, what is it called?
( Answer ) Rowed Rage
Q: Why do opera singers make good sailors?
(Answer ): Because they can handle high seas. (high C's)
Q: What happens when Red and Blue boats collide?...
( Answer ): They become marooned... !
Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
( Answer ): A Buccaneer!!!
Q: Where do you take a sick boat?
( Answer ): To the dock.
Q: What is a shark's favorite game?
( Answer ): Swallow the leader!
Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
( Answer ): The Captain was always standing on the deck!
Q: How may jerks on a line does it take to catch a fish from a boat?
(Answer): Two... one on each end of the line.
Q: Why does the pirate where a black eye patch?
(Answer): His white formal one is at the cleaners.
Q: Have you heard about the new Hollywood movie about pirates?
(Answer): It’s rated AAARRRRRGGG
Q) What did Captain Hook die of?
(Answer ): Jock itch!
Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
( Answer ): Fsh!
Q) What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
( Answer ): A nervous wreck!
Q) Why are seagulls, called seagulls?
(Answer ): Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
Q) Where do spooks and ghosts like to sail?
( Answer ) Lake Erie!
Q) Who does a ghost report an emergency to?
( Answer ) The Ghost Guard!
Q) Why do skeletons sail alone?
( Answer ) They have no-body to sail with!
Hope you enjoyed those.
Matt x